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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 01:39

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
Trump administration, for 1st time, returns wrongly deported migrant to US - ABC News
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org
Then came..
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
The First in 30 Years: Scientists Discover New Class of Antibiotics - SciTechDaily
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Jonas Brothers cancel and move upcoming concerts, including one in North Texas - WFAA
No go.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are the primary benefits of using infrared sauna blankets?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Musk-Trump Spat Hits New High As Musk’s Ex Piles On - HuffPost
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Your TRICARE Checklist for Moving - TRICARE Newsroom (.mil)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics